They just don't make them like they used to. I'm talking not only about a good pair of pants, but also about Disney Movies. While I love UP and WALL-E with a passion I can't help but gaze at my old Disney VHS's- a time when sexual innuendoes were snuck cleverly into the films and your Aladdin CD never left your cd player. So to celebrate the good old fashioned Disney movies of old- I have compiled a few unusally scary moments from some of everyone's favorites.
It is my firm belief that Maleficent is the scariest thing to ever be drawn in the world.
Her horns, her ghastly greenish face- she's this terrifying looking demon basically and she wonders why she wasn't invited to the Princess' birthday? Puh-lease you should be wondering why the town hasn't killed you yet. The only thing scarier than Maleficent is that scene where Aurora is in the castle crying and that really scary music starts and an opening forms in the fireplace leading her up to the spindle...ahhh!
Possibly the second scariest thing to ever be drawn is Cruella Deville. This woman is a hybrid of white trash and the devil, plus she wants to kill puppies for their fur! That scene where she's driving like a bat out of hell in her car, chasing the puppies....holy jesus.
The Little Mermaid
I really have a distaste for those mermaids that sold their soul to Ursula and became those terrible looking seaweed demons. They have these weird gummy mouths and latch onto people swimming by... it's just blagh.