Friday, May 28, 2010

A Pictorial Journey Through: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure


Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is one of those rare movies that is, dare I say it?..... Perfect. It's Tim Burton before he became unoriginal. It's Danny Elfman without synthesized children's voices. It's Paul Rubens at the high point of his career. And most importantly it's funny as hell. I timed myself and I laughed for about 98% of it. The other 2% was spent crying over the scary clowns in the scary clown dream. When else does this happen in your life? I'm stumped.

Let us first take a look at part of Pee Wee's bedroom.
It is decorated, as it should be with randomness. One thing that I never noticed however was that scary doll riding what can only be described as a possessed ostrich.
Those glowing eyes don't fool me! What is that though? If you were searching for the subtle creep factor that is early Tim Burton, look no further than that ostrich and the thing riding it.

Secondly, I never full appreciated Pee Wee's love for presidents. You'll notice a portrait of George Washington to the left, and then there is of course the famous Abraham Lincoln pancake flipper--
a perennial favorite in any household. What does this love for some of our nation's greatest presidents mean? Hopefully we'll find out by the end of this journey...

Oh and by the way.....



GOJIRA SIGHTING!!!!



One of my favorite parts as a kid was the intricate breakfast making sequence. On this watching however, I came to love other things such as the dinosaur that squeezes the orange or should I say--Nerf ball.
AKA the worst fake orange I've ever seen.




Emmy Doomas and I have had lengthy conversations on how aggravating it is to watch that entire breakfast machine breakfast happen--and then have Pee Wee eat 3 bites of Mr. T cereal, wipe his face and leave! This travesty however is redeemed by Pee Wee's large eating utensils.


Time to unveil the majestic-ness that is Pee Wee's bike. A bike so coveted that the richest kid on the block can't have one for himself. In the hopes of buying Pee Wee out or perhaps just nagging it out of him-Frances and Pee Wee embark on what can only be described as the greatest exchange in the history of the world.



YOU'LL BE SORRY PEE WEE HERMAN!


Will he?


Or will he be too busy pulling off some of the raddest tricks on the block?


Time for a trip into town, and what I find to be one of the most disturbing things out of the whole movie. Lalalala here we are at the mall. Oh right time to lock up my precious bike next to the SCARIEST CLOWN STATUE thing I've ever seen that also MOVES!
Honestly, Pee Wee is far too trusting sometimes. I'd take a regular old bike rack over this guy any day. You can just tell he's not a trustworthy clown, and his hair is kind of gross and dirty. What was Pee Wee thinking? Luckily this clown doesn't get really scary until later, and while we wait for that to happen we are treated with Pee Wee's shopping trip at the magic shop.


The best part is how creepy and un-talked about the part where Pee Wee puts on the X-ray specs is.





How was I not severely creeped out/turned completely off from this movie when I watched this as a young one? Yikes.

Oh well, time to get busy buying magic supplies. What does Mario have for us today?



Fake blood?



Yick. No.


Shrunken head? How about actual sized? Or maybe....





MWAHA!



Some headlight glasses, trick gum and a red bow tie later, Pee Wee sets off to pick up his new bike horn from Dotty. On the way back to the bike, we get some startling news.






The clown ate the bike! And has turned really evil and really really terrifying! Seriously. That clown is extremely damaging to a young child's psyche.

Actually I was just kidding about the clown eating the bike. Pee Wee believes Frances took his bike, and after their morning confrontation, who could deny that? Time for some revenge.


The problem is- Mr. Buxton is blind to his son's bad side and also the fact that Frances must be at least 35 years old and not 12. Therefore Pee Wee walks away without his bike and holds an emergency meeting in his basement.

From Exhibit A
to Exhibit Q, as the basement grows hotter so does Pee Wee's head. It's not long before he goes out of his mind and takes to the streets in an angry attempt at a release.


Thankfully he finds a psychic just in time.
Did you ever notice how whenever you need to think up of a name, or a location for something--there is always, ALWAYS something close by that can assist you in your lie? It happened in Mrs. Doubtfire and it of course happens here...

It's really convenient. Especially in this day and age when lying becomes harder to do every single day.


Off to Texas!


After a risky and brief car ride with the escaped convict Mickey,
a near death experience,
and the perfect explanation for just what exactly headlight glasses might be used for,
we are finally face to face with what many people consider to be one of their greatest childhood fears and traumas. LARGE MARGE.
I can't tell you how conflicted I was as a child, because I loved this movie so much but hated, absolutely hated when Large Marge entered the picture. I could never run out of the room quick enough, and to be honest, hearing the scene from afar wasn't that much better.



Left off at the diner, Pee Wee encounters some deja vu and we encounter some future glimpses of the janitor from the underworld in Beetlejuice.
Fancy seeing you here sir!



Other future Beetlejuice references to come. For now, feast your eyes on Simone--
who I always thought was a man, and I still think that. Also, fun fact-- Pee Wee and Simone play Penguin's biological parents in the very beginning of Batman Returns!

Neato!

In any case, Pee Wee finally makes it to The Alamo. But. Bad news guys. There's no basement in the Alamo!!



Time to forget about our sorrows and make friends with some biker gangs. And hey didn't you know that the hot biker chick was really Elvira in a disguise?




Quite surprising if you ask me. At least I never knew that until a few years ago....

Ok. Now it's time for something truly disturbing for you to feast your eyes on. The clown dream! I'll understand if you want to skip over this part because it is pretty terrifying, but if you want to be brave like me, then you will face your fears and really try to figure out why this is so scary.

First lets start with how things really looked.



That's right, nurses and doctor's that are not clowns. They say, dreams and nightmares are often created by small parts of our day as opposed to large ones. But how the heck do you explain how Pee Wee remembered that these people wheeled him in, while he was unconscious! Yes, that is hint number one that this scary clown dream's origins actually come from the devil and not real life.


Ok. I've seen some scary clowns. I've seen fat clowns, klowns that drink blood, clowns that kill people with giant meat cleavers and clowns that are drunk--but I have never, NEVER seen clowns like these. Really, it's very very uncool. I think part of their scare appeal comes from the fact that these clowns don't seem very supernatural. They look as close to a real clown as you can get. Which is of course problematic because real clowns are much more of a threat than clowns that are really aliens. Ya dig?


Moving onto the evil clown surgeon, who at first glance does not look like a clown...until he pulls off his mask!

I think I screamed bloody murder the first time I ever watched this scene. I was definitely not expecting that at all.

Oh and check out this glimpse into the future underworld of Beetlejuice.



Thankfully Pee Wee awakens from hell and finds himself starring straight at his bike! Well sort of. Due to some incredibly perfect timing, Pee Wee learns that his bike was bought by Warner Bros. and is being used at that exact moment in a movie about some nuns.


Never one to miss an opportunity to dress like a woman, Pee Wee blends in as a nun.


Reclaims his bike! And meets animal cruelty as it's finest.



Onto the epic chase sequence through Warner Bros. studio!

And would you look at that....




ANOTHER GOJIRA SIGHTING!!!


Someone must love Godzilla....but also, who doesn't?


So yeah, Pee Wee escapes the studio and is almost home free till he stumbles upon a pet shop in flames!! Being the heroic hero that he is, Pee Wee saves every animal inside, even the snakes which he hates!





So is he a hero, or a convict?

Both! But thanks to some found footage of his adventure, his journey gets the big screen treatment, and everything is A-OK! As we sit and watch the movie with all the people Pee Wee met along the way, we can only look back and exclaim--what a truly magical journey it really was. I don't remember those ninjas,
but that is not important. The important thing is that Speck has a new girlfriend.




And so we come to the end of yet another fabulous pictorial journey through another fabulous film.


Stay tuned next time when I FINALLY post a tribute to Suspiria. Dependent upon If I ever get a decent copy that works..

12 comments:

matango said...

"I loved this movie so much"

So why didn't you marry it?



It had to be said.

hyena426 said...

Awsome tribute to PWBA, it's one of my fav movies. Thanks also for the trivia, did not know those.

Drunketh said...

Very f'n well done article!

Geof said...

There's no "dare to say it", Pee-Wee's B.A. is a fanatastic film that has held up over time. When I was a tyke, I used to be able to recite his first exchange with Francis word for word. The Large Marge freaked me out at first because I wasn't expecting it and that orange, I mean sponge, is SO fake! Always thought that was funny so I'm glad to see someone make a note of it.

JLG said...

I, like the other Geof, can also recite this movie word for word. I'm afraid you and I can't be as good of friends as I thought though... Tim Burton unoriginal? :(

Andre said...

JLG what! We can still be friends. I just find that Tim Burton's creations are nowhere near as imaginative and even nightmarish, creative etc as they once were. They've all started to look and feel the same to me I'm afraid : (

BastardJackyll said...

Almost perfect, -1 for no Amazing Larry reference.

Andre said...

Hahah the Amazing Larry/conference in the basement is probably my favorite part. I forget why I didn't include it- but do remember that I tweeted the Amazing Larry line while watching. I think I would have had to take about 20 screenshots to capture the amazingness of the situation, but I probably should at least have put a youtube clip. Damn damn damn.

JLG said...

I know - I agree to an extent actually. It's just hard for me to admit.

Anonymous said...

I like it very much!

scarina said...

I found your blog looking for a picture of the untrustworthy clown that failed to protect Pee-Wee's bike. This post was funny & awesome, I look forward to going through your other movies.

Julian Gelner said...

Does anyone know who plays the role of the evil surgeon? If you watch the deleted scenes, his name is Dr. Dave, played by Danny Huston. Hard to tell if it's him or not. Thanks in advance.