I find this version by Kenneth Cole much more appealing.
It’s real leather and there is only one extraneous zipper! A miracle! It also comes in brown, which is perfect for those who are more Brokeback Mountain then Evil Knievel.
I think The Candyman would be much more comfortable in something from every college girl’s favorite brand….UGGs! They don’t only make impractical snowshoes people! They have some fabulous shearling as seen below
I've always wanted to know why Leatherface had to wear a suit and a tie while chopping up all that meat. Who is he trying to look nice for? Plus I'm pretty sure he's been wearing that same suit since he was 10 years old- what is up with the mini tie? People really need to work on getting things in the right size. Sure, there may not be a whole lot of clothing stores available in that town in Texas- but Leatherface could just as easily strip off the clothes of a victim and worn those. It's all about recycling these days.
No one thought they were flaming gay! They were basketball legends, who enjoyed a little air on their upper thighs! But today’s Celtics basically wear culottes!
Which makes me ask the question, who was the guy who decided that short shorts were not for him? And why did everyone continue the trend??? Well basically, in today’s culture, short shorts labels you instantly gay.
So if you are not a gay man, I suggest you go for something a little more on the chinos side. I like this pair from Jcrew. They are a bit more preppy, due to the madras print, but the length of these are fantastic.Also, I have no words for the man who has EVER worn a cut-off shirt (yes, I’m talking to you AC Slater!). Girls shouldn’t wear bellyshirts. Boys shouldn’t wear belly shirts. End of story. Look how rugged and delicious this male model looks in his navy blue collared shirt, paired with these shorts? Those rolled up sleeves means he’s ready to go canoeing! See, you can wear a full shirt and still be a man!