I'm happy to say that the baby doll look has practically faded to embryonic status. Sure, you can still find some baby doll dresses here and there, and they can be a functional statement for girls under 25, on a really hot day. But thankfully cropped, too tight shirts, as supported by JLH here, have gone the way of the do-do. This shirt made for a brilliant Cancun wet t-shirt contest-like scene for JLH, but other than that---huge fashion faux pas! I would like to introduce JLH to a shirt that fits.
Provided you get it in the correct size (cough, cough ixnay the xsmallay), you go from slut to stylish in 2 shirt sizes!
Look! A fun purple! Some creepy, stalker murderer will never lay eyes on your cleavage again!
In my opinion, here’s some lovely ladies from the cast of Mad Men, who do a floral dress right.
Bold, lively print? Check! Fetching neckline? Check! Body flattering? Check!
*Don’t Let a Killer Rip Your Jeans----Let Seven for Mankind Do It for You!
Truth be told, I’ve never been into the hole in my jeans look. Back in the day, people used to patch up their jeans with fun little multi-color fabrics. Holes were unacceptable! Now, you can pay for jeans to come with holes, before you even wear them once?! Anarchy! I do get the trend though. Look at me, I’m not trying too hard! I don’t even care if my jeans have holes! Patches? Who needs patches?!!! Well lucky for all you cool people, almost every jeans designer nowadays makes ripped up jeans, also known by the euphemistic term, “distressed”. Now you can buy your way to that, “*A serial killer wielding a knife was chasing me” look! Of course, these are an upgrade from the jeans worn by this woman here. The key with distressed jeans is to minimize the holeage. A few light wear spots on your rear-end, some thoughtfully placed albeit small holes on your legs, and you’ve maxed out your distressed limit. There’s a fine line between distressed and trailer park tragic-ness. Here is a wearable pair from Seven Jeans:
Now I wouldn’t trot these out to the office or anything, but if you want to look really really relaxed in your already relaxed jeans, go the land of distressed!
* Don't mind Emmy Doomas' lack of horror movie knowledge and go with it!