Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Perfect Movies for Halloween: The Others



You must forgive me Horror Digest readers---I've been a bit M.I.A as of late. The reasons behind this are simple. At precisely 8PM on Saturday I was possessed by a supernatural entity known as The Wonder Years. This supernatural force seduced me with all of its witty and poignant commentary on the state of the world in the 60s and the state of life as a 12 year old boy. I can't help it if Fred Savage is the cutest thing to ever be created right?



Of course, this possession doesn't explain away the fact that I've been posting about once a week lately. The only answer I can give there is that I'm lazy!

So anyways, at some point last week, I decided to embark on a little project called Perfect Halloween movies. These are movies that I've seen before but not in the comforts of the Autumn season. They are the epitome of spooky, of that crisp fall atmosphere and they're just begging for you to watch them as you curl up on your couch submersed in darkness.

The Others is now streaming on Netflix and as soon as I found that out, I had to watch it immediately. I like the Others because I tend to think that it does ghost stories AND psychological stories right. I also was curious to go back and view it with a fresh opinion on spooky and a minor in Psychology. Plus, I couldn't remember the last time I saw it the whole way through. WARNING: From now on I will be assuming you have seen this movie. If you have not, you may want to cease reading.

While many can find disappointment in The Others, I can find oodles of intriguing bits of psychological nerdy fun! Let me preface this by saying I love psychology. I love psychology so much, that I spend hours diagnosing my "friends" psychological symptoms as they appear on my newsfeed. Who knew that so many people with bi-polar disorder could all be found in one place?
Naturally my interest in Psychology has led this viewing of the Others in a more sad and lonesome territory than before.



For starters, The Others is like one gigantic PSA for the inherit dangers of being a woman. Sorry, I should say the inherit dangers of being a women, raising two children on her own in post World War II England, in a gigantic house in the middle of nowhere. There seem to be two very apparent things about Grace's mental state. Number one: she is probably suffering from SAD or Season Affective Disorder and two: she has a short fuse.

Seasonal Affective Disorder is primarily assigned to people that are mentally healthy except in the winter seasons where there is less light throughout the day. If you take this disorder and apply it to the fact that Grace must keep the curtains drawn at all times in her house then you get an extended period of Seasonal Affective Disorder OR major depression. Grace is not exposed to a lot of light therefore her moods tend to flow up and down as the days wear on. Put that on top of the fact that she has a short fuse, misses her husband dearly, and lives in the middle of nowhere---and you've got a problem.

You see, I've never really watched The Others with a sympathetic eye towards Grace Stewart. In the past, I've come to see her as an absolute loony who put far too much importance on God and far less importance on the well being of her children. There's also that whole thing about smothering her children with a pillow. On this viewing however I noticed that we are supposed to feel some pity for Grace after all. I say this, because even at the outset of the big reveal--her children and the house servants do not view Grace as any kind of enemy. The children immediately go into her arms as though nothing had ever happened between them. Grace holds them tightly and professes her love for them and the really scary thing is that we believe her.




How can this be? How can we feel sympathy towards a women that completely snaps and kills her children? Maybe it's because of the closeness we feel towards Grace. At times it's almost like we're intruding on some secretive emotional upheaval. Like we should look away to give her some privacy. We tend to feel her moments of complete and utter hopelessness. Her feelings of isolation, of sadness and of grief.




Her unwillingness to accept her husband's death and her powerlessness to stop the revelation at the film's conclusion.


Although on this viewing I concentrated more on the psychological implications, I still couldn't help but notice how insanely creepy several moments in this film are. For instance, I am still finding it difficult to find a horror movie released within the past decade that has a better creeptastic moment than when the scary old woman possesses the little girl. That is SO fucked up right? From the first glimpse that something is wrong---we see a pair of old and wrinkled hands playing with the marionettes, to the whites of the old woman's eyes underneath the first communion veil. And the real kicker that the old woman speaks in the little girl's voice. It still gives me the creeps.




Also fun and creepy---the whispers of the "intruders", when Grace is searching for someone in the room with all the sheets.




The shocking and surprising occurrence of a scary man's face behind Grace (which turns out to merely be a painting), flipping through the death album






---and my personal favorite---the drawing of the old woman.




If there's one thing that always tends to freak me out, it's crude drawings of scary old women. I'm not kidding either. There's something about a child's take on a witch or scary old woman that sends shivers down my spine. In looking at this drawing of the old woman, I'm reminded of that scene in Blair Witch where a drawing of what the Blair Witch supposedly looks like is shown. It's just the idea that something like that could exist, that really gets to me. Scary old ladies really get to me I guess.

Overall--I still find the Others to be one of the better ghost stories of all time. Many may not agree, but I find that there is a lot to admire here and plenty to give you goosebumps during the Halloween season.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween From The Horror Digest!



By now you've probably noticed that my original plans to celebrate Halloween fell through. Apparently, everyone who owns a Netflix account was thinking the exact same thing I was, as all of the movies I had lined up became long waits and short waits. So in any case, I celebrated Halloween by doing nothing different in the slightest. Hopefully this didn't upset too many of you, but if it did, I've arranged a few truly spectacular scenes to get you in the mood. Some of them may have been Willy Inducing and others just delightfully spooky enough to give you goosebumps--whatever their classification, I love them all.

So enjoy this almost perfect fall afternoon, and have a very Happy Halloween!





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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Worst Witch: Has Anybody Seen My Tambourine?



What can be said about the Worst Witch that hasn't been said already? To tell you the truth I don't know what has been said, because I haven't really ever heard anyone talk about this movie in detail. Well, it's time to change all that. The Worst Witch was a movie on HBO from 1987. It was one of those movies that they would play just about every single day--and every single day I would watch it. What was it about Mildred Hubble and her clumsiness that I loved oh so much? I'm not sure, as it is pretty atrocious as far as movies go. There is however--some kind of innocent "magic" happening. It's like a little slice of yesteryear's pie. Oooh how I loved those witch uniforms, and the idea of "scare tag". How I wanted to ride my own broomstick and turn hags into snails! And how I did not ever want to ride on Tim Curry's stick cape...(I'm proud to say at a young age I recognized his creepiness). Yes, the Worst Witch is all kinds of special.




Mildred Hubble is--as you may have guessed, the worst witch at Mrs. Cackle's School (SORRY International Academy...even though there are only English witches here) for Witches. She is so terrible that she can't memorize potion ingredients, or train her cat to fly on her broomstick. She's also just always falling and causing destruction without really meaning to. As Halloween approaches and the exciting news that the Grand Wizard himself will be in attendance becomes known, the girls ready themselves for the broomstick display. Thanks to mean girl Ethel--Mildred's broomstick gets bewitched and ends up ruining the entire display! Due to her embarrassment, Mildred runs away, only to discover that a gang of mean and nasty witches is planning to overtake the school. Can she save her friends and school even though she is THE WORST WITCH??



Apparently, JK Rowling was partially inspired by The Worst Witch to create the Harry Potter series. The similarities are quite evident. A mean and nasty potions teacher is mean to the outcast witch, and favors the blonde, well off witch with the powerful family. The headmistress is old, wise and surprisingly powerful. The dormitories, the broomstick lessons, the animals, the school grounds--it is all very obvious to see where the connections lay.


Now aside from the nostalgia that this movies reeks with--it is pretty terrible. Amateur acting especially on Fairuza Balk's part and horrible and I mean HORRIBLE special effects. It's all quite laughable. Not to mention that the degree of Mildred's ineptness is entirely frustrating at times. How can anyone be that bad at something? This movie, if anything makes me unwillingly recall those girl's I grew up with that would just fall for no reason. I refuse to believe anyone is that clumsy and it just makes me mad.


As you can probably tell, the one extremely huge saving grace of this film comes from the entrance of Tim Curry. Now I like to think that most of us realize that Tim Curry....has never really been someone that one feels attracted to. At least I hope that's the case. I mean when I think of Tim Curry I think...





I do not think....stud muffin. Alas, that is what he is here



And it almost makes me cringe with embarrassment.




Girls swoon over his picture,

and teacher's must excuse themselves to go swoon in private. Tim Curry makes his entrance, flying with his massive stick cape.


He resembles some sort of magical butterfly and I can't help but turn beet red at the way he looks at people with his squinty eyes.




But that's what I love about it.

You see, there is nothing better than when he sings his "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" song. I'm serious. This is coming from someone who is happiest in life when they are eating a delicious sandwich and watching Jon & Kate Plus 8 reruns. This song is the best thing in the world. It's almost like they sat down and wrote down the word "Halloween", then they made a list of anything that would rhyme with it--and I mean anything. THEN, they took the most random assortment of pictures to go along with the song, made awful paper cut outs of what I assume would be the sun, and THEN they digitally painted on the special effects. Don't believe me? Try on these screen grabs for size....












The best part about this one was that the line was, "Anything can happen on Halloween, your teacher could become a sardine"....Yeeeah...pretty sure that's a whale.


Get ready for it....



TAMBOURINE TIME!




Now, watch the video and roll around in its majestic-ness!





Honestly, have you ever seen anything better? Probably not.


And to top it all off, as a reward for saving the school, Mildred gets to take a private flight with the Grand Wizard!!!


How will she ever contain herself?




So as you can see, The Worst Witch is amazing in more than one way---mostly all having to do with Tim Curry, but that's alright. As long as I can watch that video at least twice a day, I'll be happy.


Monday, October 11, 2010

Double, Double Toil and Trouble.


I really hope that when I was little, I did NOT find Mary-Kate and Ashley's little "jokes" funny. They annoyed me in Full House and they annoy me again here. It's weird...it's almost like they were always the least favorite character in every single thing they've done. Strange. Why were they so popular again? Anyways. I hadn't seen this since I was a wee one, and could remember nothing about it. It's a pretty putrid movie (obviously) but I did find it so delightfully awful that I was laughing through most of it--which is always a plus. There are few things that can bring me more joy than a pumpkin carving contest where this happens.















And finally....






Hahahah. I couldn't believe it either.


Anyways, while the Halloween atmosphere kind of veered off after this Halloween themed birthday party, these beginning moments were pretty impressive in their ability to make me recall well....birthday parties in October. Thank you for asking yes, my birthday is in October so I'm mostly recalling my birthday which was always a sensational event.


In case you wanted to know what Double, Double, Toil and Trouble is about, I'll tell you. Kelly and Lynn are twins and they hate it! After their parent's unsuccessfully ask their Great Aunt Agatha for a loan, the parent's are forced to tell the girls that they might lose the house. While at Aunt Agatha's however, the girls listen to a story told by a gravedigger. He tells them that Agatha once had a twin sister named Sophia, whom she trapped in the mirror and sealed with the magical moonstone. The only way to get out Sophia is to get the moonstone and break the spell at midnight on Halloween. The girl's decide the only way to get the money is to free Sophia and let her give it to them. They then embark on a wild journey to find the moonstone and bring Sophia back.

So what did I find gleefully entertaining? Let's see....

First off the gravedigger was obviously my favorite character. This is because I only had to take one look at his face and listen to him utter one word to figure out who he was.





Yup he's Frank from The Rescuer's Down Under, and it's pretty obvious now that he was just playing himself in that movie--which means he's just a funny little green lizard in real life too.



This movie, like Full House, embraces the idea that if you put wigs on Mary-Kate and Ashley---no one will know who they are.



It's in black and white because it's a flashback.



....do YOU know the way to win children's hearts? Why, just give them a midget clown of course!!






Seriously. Why would kids ever be that excited to see a midget clown? I would be peeing my pants immediately. Heck, I peed my pants just watching this. Things got a little better though when the twins stumbled upon this house.



Hmmmm I wonder who lives there?



Ahhhh midget clown without clown make up!! Just kidding, I love little people. And Oscar kind of grew on me as time went on. But then I looked him up on IMDB and found out that he was a scary midget in Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!! And why wouldn't he be, since every midget in the world was in that movie.


Did you know that when witches get together to cast spells on Halloween, they have their very own glee club? BELIEVE IT.





Evidently, an easy cost effective way to simulate a bubbling cauldron is by using...dish soap.




Oh hello, Cloris Leachman.




She got to play both the good sister AND the bad one. Don't you love it when that happens?


........What in the shit is this?




Who has a pin the tail on the donkey game that looks like that? Real tails? Life size? Jealous.



Well yeah, that's pretty much it. Although it was a terrible movie, I suppose it did bring back the slightest inkling of Halloween spirit. I'm not crazy about the portrayal of the bad witches, or little people and I'm still confused about why that homeless black guy had an English accent. I feel a little silly giving a criticism to a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie, but oh well, here goes: I wish they would have shown MK and A doing a little more magic. I thought that was the whole idea behind this movie. They only used magic like twice. And instead of doing something cool like using magic to fly they used practical solutions like floating the midget up to the window with balloons!




...I've changed my mind. That's the most magical thing I've ever seen!



This has nothing to do with the movie but it is officially the best YouTube video I've ever found. Apparently these people failed to notice that this song choice makes little sense when there is no brother to be had. But oh well it combines my love for Full House and my hate for older Michelle Tanner. Sigh.