What a beautiful day....
Time for a skate to my favorite tune!
La la la skating...
La la la skating....
Hey...the music stopped.
Who turned off my music?
I know, I'll just press play again.
Hmm must be the batteries-- oh shoot I dropped them!
There they are in the snow, right next to that hand...
Oh my god someone is buried in the snow!
Oh wait a minute...it's just a doll...
I love dolls!
La la la dolls...
SUDDENLY: A OMINOUS PAIR OF BLACK LEGS APPEAR.
La la la dolls...
*Skate skate*
Huh? I hear skating...
Must be my partner....
*Skate skate*
I thought I told him to wear pink...
Wait a minute...
*Heavy breathing...skate skate*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Heavy breathing*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh not my doll!
*Heavy breathing*
*Sickle noise*
Noooo not my doll's head!
You bastard! Take that!
Ahhhhhh why!?
Well I won't spoil the ending! Hopefully this cleared things up for those of you wondering if this really was the best scene of all time. If you still need convincing I guess you can watch the actual YouTube video of it. But I'm sure you'll still come to the conclusion that yes, this is the best 7 minutes of anyone's life.
Full review to come soon.
