Sunday, July 31, 2011

Oh Nuts!

Oh nuts is right. I forgot my own blog's birthday! Some mother I am. Yes, July 23rd marks the 2nd year of The Horror Digest's existence and I would be crying right now if it wasn't for the fact that 2 year old blog's mean TROUBLE. They don't call them the terrible twos for nothing. Usually right around this time bloggers get lazy, post less frequently and take to drinking. I'm happy to announce that I have achieved all of those feats already!

My blogging is much less frequent now that I have a full time job that requires me to actually do work throughout the day. I am also lazy, thanks to said full time job for making me really tired and useless when I come home. And finally, I have been drinking instead of writing because that seems like more fun.

But don't fret friends and readers, I sense a resurgence in The Horror Digest and possibly some lazy erasing behavior. For instance today I finally opened that new iron I bought and ironed two skirts. Yes, good things are on the way I think, so stay tuned.

In the meantime, let's all join together and have a good old fashioned dance party.

or if you prefer....


Michele (TheGirlWhoLovesHorror) said...

Happy belated birthday! Maybe you could put a little birthday hat on your computer to make up for missing the milestone. It's cool if you lose the momentum once in a while, we'll always be here to welcome you back.

My blog is barely 1 year old and I'm already feeling a bit lazy, but I think things are picking up. Hope I can make it to 2 years and still love doing it (that's what she said).

Christine Hadden said...

Happy Birthday from someone who understands that sometimes drinking and lying around take precedence over actually contributing something constructive.
Your blog is the bees knees and here's hoping for the writer's eternal wish: more time, less writer's block, and enough alcohol to know the difference.
Best Wishes!

Oh, and I'll take the dwarf.

Dorian Gray said...

I thought that the HD was turning the "terrible" 2--Happy Belated B-day to you! And don't beat yourself up about having a life or being tired and not posting as much Andre, no worries, it's all good! Anyway, I think we can all agree that we will continue to read your blog no matter how often you post, just keep doing what you do & thanks for 2 years of good times and laughs :D

CashBailey said...

Congrats on the anniversary, Andre.

You keep bringing the funnies, we'll keep enjoying them.

The Mike said...

Best blog ever TW! Thanks for being awesome, here's to year 3!

LordSlaw said...

Happy Birthday Horror Digest!

Patrick said...

Hello Andre,

Happy Birthday/Anniversary to your kick ass blog. Although I've only been hipped to the HD for a couple months now, I'm totally digging it.

You're one of my favorite blogs; mainly because you kick ass and honor the Kurt. Scientifically speaking, that means you are awesome and so is The Horror Digest.

Thanks for doing what you do, even if you're all liquored up when you do it.

Thanks to everybody else ('specially the regulars) who've supported Andre over the years. Respect.

May your chips never go stale,


Thomas Duke said...

Hey lazybones! You can drink and write at the same time! It's called MULTITASKING. Just don't spill wine coolers on your keyboard. Also, drunk reviews can be funny, as long as you remember to fix the errors when you sober up.

Then again, you're already funny. Thanks for the chuckles*.

*Not the candy, although if you want to give me Chuckles, I will take them.

Andre Dumas said...

Wine coolers?! Who's drinking wine coolers? IT'S GIN BITCH!

Spooky Sean said...

Happy 2cnd Borthday to yer Blarg!