I often proclaim myself a born again horror fan. One who was NOT sneaking away to my friends house to watch scary movies or staying up late and subjecting myself to snot spitting/puking demons (Well okay I tried but ran away only a few minutes into it). But lately I find that I am sad because everyone I know seems to have watched horror movies since they were 5--while I was busy playing with my Norfin trolls and watching movies like Babe the Gallant Pig. But what if I don't believe all you horror nuts? What if your over working mind of horror is a little too good to be true? So here are few questions to see if you're really the horror addict since birth that you claim to be. And no, this is not meant to be taken seriously. And I suppose yes, it may be a generational thing but let me be, it's hot outside and my creativity is low.
Question #1: When hearing or reading The 23rd Psalm with the specific excerpt:
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
Do you think of A.
The blind preacher in They Live
Question #2: When seeing Danielle Harris grown up do you think fondly of
A. Halloween 4 & 5
or B. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.
Question 3: You see Isabella Rossellini walking down the street and you say to her
A. OMG I loved you in Blue Velvet, nice boobs!
or B. OMG I loved you in Death Becomes Her, nice boobs!
Question 4: Dick Miller's real name is
A. Dick Miller, what else would it be?
B. Murray Futterman
Question #5: You found The Sixth Sense to be utterly terrifying.
A. False! It's not a horror movie it's a thriller.
B. True! I was shaking in my boots!
Well? Did you pass? Sadly, you all probably did. If you answered A for all of them than I guess you are horror-centric or just really old. I guess that's what I deserve for trading in the Exorcist for Babe the Gallant Pig. But I don't regret it because Babe the Gallant Pig is one of the best movies ever made. He's a SHEEP PIG!